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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — we're US-only for now. 🚫🌍 International shipping means customs, duties, and a whole lot of red tape we're not messing with while we're still a small crew building this thing. We're heads-down growing the shop, so international might be on the table down the road. Stay tuned and keep it in the garage. 🔧🇺🇸

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.

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Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

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